YOU SAID:

Listen, this seriously isn't a date. If you go off to play somewhere, I'll strangle you!

INTO JAPANESE

耳を傾け、真剣にこの日付ではないです。どこかに遊びに行ってを絞め殺すだろう!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To listen and is not seriously on this date. Go to play somewhere going to strangle!

INTO JAPANESE

耳を傾けることはこの日付が真剣でないと。首を絞めに行くどこか遊びに行く!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And to listen to this date is not serious. Go play somewhere going to strangle!

INTO JAPANESE

この日に耳を傾けることは深刻ではないです。どこかに首を絞めに行く遊びに行く!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To listen to this day is serious, is not. To play going to strangle them somewhere to go!

INTO JAPANESE

耳を傾けるこの日は深刻ではないです。再生どこか行くに彼らの首を絞めに行く!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Listen to this day is serious, is not. Go to strangle them to go play somewhere!

INTO JAPANESE

聞くはこの日には深刻ではないです。どこか遊びに行くそれらの首を絞めに行く!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Listen to this, serious, is not. Go to strangle them somewhere to go!

INTO JAPANESE

これに深刻な耳ではないです。移動するどこかに首を絞めに行く!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is not a serious hearing. Go to strangle them somewhere to go!

INTO JAPANESE

これは深刻な聴覚ではありません。移動するどこかに首を絞めに行く!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is not a serious hearing. Go to strangle them somewhere to go!