YOU SAID:
Lilsy lost her computer and is wearing shin guards in the house
INTO JAPANESE
リルシーは彼女のコンピュータを失い、家の中ですねガードを身に着けている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lil sea lost her computer and wears a guard that's in the house
INTO JAPANESE
リルシーはコンピューターをなくし、家の中にいる警備員を着ています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lilsey has lost her computer and is wearing a security guard inside the house
INTO JAPANESE
容疑者は重武装した男性と女性です ビル内の警備員を撃ち 多数の高感度監視 ハードディスクを持ち去りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The suspects are heavily armed men and women in ski masks shot a security guard inside the building, then made off with numerous sensitive surveillance hard drives.
INTO JAPANESE
容疑者は重武装した男性と女性です ビル内の警備員を撃ち 多数の高感度監視 ハードディスクを持ち去りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The suspects are heavily armed men and women in ski masks shot a security guard inside the building, then made off with numerous sensitive surveillance hard drives.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.