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Lil Pump is a child prodigy. At a mere three years of age, he was able to fully master the English language. When he turned five, he enrolled at Hamburger State University. There, he earned his bachelors degree in Lyrical Composition with a concentration in mumble rap. By six, he had mastered calculus and started writing PhD level academic papers. While he struggled a bit with integral calculus, he figured it out through dedication and hardwork over almost twenty-three minutes. In one of his papers, he addresses a mathematical application of music that transcends human logic, acting as the spark for his music career. But before he could start on his journey to musical stardom, he resolved to finish his PhD. By eight, his intellectual capacity had exceeded that of an average twenty-eight and a half year old. Realizing his prodigious growth, Lil Pump thought he should spend some time in self reflection to get a better grasp on what he could expect of himself in future. So, he went to the Himalayas for 7 years to find himself. There, he interacted with thirty-five yetis and managed to convince the Hindu god, Shiva to add him on Snapchat. After returning, Lil Pump kept his accomplishments secret, so people won't make a big deal out of them. He's always been the modest type. Finally, he started his music career. Having attained the status of a superhuman entity, nothing he has recently said seems to be comprehensible. No, no he did not drop out of Harvard. But that's irrelevant. Continuing with his story: His recent hit, “Gucci Gang”, is a work of art that scholars at top institutions around the world have failed to decipher. Lines from that lyrical masterpiece such as: “Gucci Gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang” and “mah bih luh do cocaine” have felt academicians puzzled as to their true meaning, with seventeen Harvard professor having committed suicide after realizing their relative inferiority as compared to the god-man himself. And such goes the tragedy of Lilliam Pumpernickel.

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リル ポンプは神童です。わずか 3 歳で、彼は英語を完全にマスターすることができた。彼は 5 になってとき、彼はハンバーガー州立大学在籍。そこに、彼はつぶやくラップ内濃度と叙情的な組成の学位を取得彼の学士号を獲得しました。6 によって彼は微積分学を習得、博士レベルの学術論文を書き始めた。

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Lil ' pump is a child prodigy. Only three years old, he was able to master English perfectly. When he turned 5, Hamburger State University enrolled him. There Gets the degree of concentration in the rap mumble and lyrical compositions he earned his Bachelor's degree. By six he calculus

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Lil ' ポンプは神童。3 歳のみ彼は英語を完全にマスターすることができた。彼は 5 歳になった、ハンバーガー州立大学は彼を登録しました。あるラップつぶやくと彼は彼の学士の学位を獲得した叙情的な組成の濃度の程度を取得します。6 彼の計算によって

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Lil ' pump was a child prodigy. Only the 3-year-old he was able to master English perfectly. He loved his Burger University became a 5-year-old, is. The rap mumble and he gets the degree of concentration of the lyrical compositions earned his Bachelor's degree. By his calculations 6

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Lil ' ポンプは神童だった。のみ、3 歳彼完全に英語をマスターすることができるだった。彼を愛した彼のハンバーガー大学、5 歳になった。ラップつぶやくと彼は、学士の学位を獲得した叙情的な組成の濃度の程度を取得します。彼の計算 6

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Lil ' pump was a child prodigy. Can a 3-year-old he completely to master English only was. He loved his Burger University, 5-year-old. RAP mumble and he gets the degree of concentration of the lyrical compositions earned a Bachelor's degree. His calculations 6

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Lil ' ポンプは神童だった。3 歳だけだった彼は完全に英語をマスターすることができます。彼を愛した彼のハンバーガー大学 5 歳。ラップつぶやくと彼は、学士の学位を獲得した叙情的な組成の濃度の程度を取得します。彼の計算 6

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Lil ' pump was a child prodigy. He was only three years old can master English perfectly. Hamburger, who loved him and his 5-year-old. RAP mumble and he gets the degree of concentration of the lyrical compositions earned a Bachelor's degree. His calculations 6

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Lil ' ポンプは神童だった。彼は古い英語を完全にマスター 3 年のみです。ハンバーガーは、彼と彼の 5 歳を愛した。ラップつぶやくと彼は、学士の学位を獲得した叙情的な組成の濃度の程度を取得します。彼の計算 6

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Lil ' pump was a child prodigy. He is entirely master-3 year old English. Burger, who loved him and his 5-year-old. RAP mumble and he gets the degree of concentration of the lyrical compositions earned a Bachelor's degree. His calculations 6

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Lil ' ポンプは神童だった。彼は完全マスター 3 年古い英語。ハンバーガーは、彼と彼の 5 歳を愛した。ラップつぶやくと彼は、学士の学位を獲得した叙情的な組成の濃度の程度を取得します。彼の計算 6

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Lil ' pump was a child prodigy. Complete master of his 3-year-old English. Burger, who loved him and his 5-year-old. RAP mumble and he gets the degree of concentration of the lyrical compositions earned a Bachelor's degree. His calculations 6

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Lil ' ポンプは神童だった。彼の 3 歳の英語の完全マスター。ハンバーガーは、彼と彼の 5 歳を愛した。ラップつぶやくと彼は、学士の学位を獲得した叙情的な組成の濃度の程度を取得します。彼の計算 6

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Lil ' pump was a child prodigy. Complete master of his 3-year-old English. Burger, who loved him and his 5-year-old. RAP mumble and he gets the degree of concentration of the lyrical compositions earned a Bachelor's degree. His calculations 6