YOU SAID:
Like that's ever gonna happen.
INTO JAPANESE
そのようなことが起こるだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Such a thing will happen.
INTO JAPANESE
そのようなことが起こります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That happens.
INTO JAPANESE
そういうことは起きる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That happens.
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