YOU SAID:
like eat derg cows nom nom
INTO JAPANESE
derg cows nom nomを食べるような
BACK INTO ENGLISH
like to eat derg cows nom nom
INTO JAPANESE
derg牛nom nomを食べたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to eat derg beef nom nom
INTO JAPANESE
私はderg beef nom nomを食べたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to eat derg beef nom nom
That didn't even make that much sense in English.