YOU SAID:
Like a cop takes care of the bastards.
INTO JAPANESE
警官のように野郎の世話をします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I take care of the bastards like a cop.
INTO JAPANESE
私は警官のように野郎の世話をします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I take care of the bastards like a cop.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.