YOU SAID:
lifes a beach and im eating the sand
INTO JAPANESE
ビーチに住んでいて、砂を食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live on the beach and eat sand
INTO JAPANESE
私はビーチに住んでいて砂を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I live on the beach and eat sand
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