YOU SAID:
life isnt quite what I thought it'd be when i was a kid on VOIP i thought when i'd get older, i'd marry her
INTO JAPANESE
人生は私がVOIPの子供の頃だと思っていたものではありません私は年をとると思った、私は彼女と結婚するだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life isn't what I thought I was a VOIP kid I thought I was getting older, I would marry her
INTO JAPANESE
人生は私がVOIPの子供だと思っていたものではありません私は年をとっていると思っていました、私は彼女と結婚します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life is not what I thought I was a VOIP kid I thought I was old, I will marry her
INTO JAPANESE
人生は私がVOIPの子供だと思っていたものではありません私は年を取っていると思っていました、私は彼女と結婚します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life is not what I thought I was a VOIP kid I thought I was old, I will marry her
That didn't even make that much sense in English.