YOU SAID:
Life is short eat desert first.
INTO JAPANESE
人生は短いです最初に砂漠を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life is short Eat the desert first.
INTO JAPANESE
人生は短いです最初に砂漠を食べてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life is short Eat the desert first.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.