YOU SAID:

Life gave me lemons and I’m going to raise them as my pets. I’m gonna have an army of lemons. If anyone gets me mad, they get lemon juice in the eye.

INTO JAPANESE

人生は私にレモンを与えた。私はレモンをペットとして育てるつもりだ。私はレモンの軍隊を持つつもりだ。もし誰かが私を怒らせたら、その人の目にレモン汁をかける。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Life gave me lemons. I'm going to raise lemons as pets. I'm going to have an army of lemons. If someone offends me, I'm going to pour lemon juice in their eyes.

INTO JAPANESE

人生は私にレモンを与えた。私はレモンをペットとして育てるつもりだ。レモンの軍隊を持つつもりだ。誰かが私を怒らせたら、その人の目にレモン汁を注ぐつもりだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Life gave me lemons. I'm going to raise lemons as pets. I'm going to have an army of lemons. If anyone offends me, I'm going to pour lemon juice in their eyes.

INTO JAPANESE

人生は私にレモンを与えた。私はレモンをペットとして育てるつもりだ。レモンの軍隊を持つつもりだ。誰かが私を怒らせたら、その人の目にレモン汁を注ぐつもりだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Life gave me lemons. I'm going to raise lemons as pets. I'm going to have an army of lemons. If anyone offends me, I'm going to pour lemon juice in their eyes.