YOU SAID:
Licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal.
INTO JAPANESE
他の惑星でドアノブをなめることは違法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is illegal to lick a doorknob on another planet.
INTO JAPANESE
別の惑星でドアノブをなめることは違法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is illegal to lick a doorknob on another planet.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.