YOU SAID:
lick my toe you uncultured donkey
INTO JAPANESE
私のつま先をつけて、あなたはろばを食べなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
With my toes, you did not eat donkeys
INTO JAPANESE
私のつま先で、あなたはロバを食べなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
With my toes, you did not eat donkeys
Come on, you can do better than that.