YOU SAID:
Lick my shovels on my mirror good sir
INTO JAPANESE
鏡にシャベルをなめるよろしくお願いします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please lick the shovel in the mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
鏡の中のシャベルをなめてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lick the shovel in the mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
鏡の中のシャベルをなめる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lick the shovel in the mirror.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.