YOU SAID:
lick my crack cocaine
INTO JAPANESE
私のひびのコカインを舐める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Licking my crack of cocaine
INTO JAPANESE
コカインの私の亀裂を舐める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Licking my crack on cocaine
INTO JAPANESE
コカインに私の亀裂を舐める
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Licking my crack on cocaine
That didn't even make that much sense in English.