YOU SAID:
Lewis never fails to have wet dreams involving bifocals.
INTO JAPANESE
ルイスは必ず遠近両用メガネを含むウェット夢を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lewis has a wet dream always including bifocals.
INTO JAPANESE
ルイスは、遠近両用メガネを常に含むウェット夢を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lewis has a wet dream always includes the bifocals.
INTO JAPANESE
ルイスは夢精、遠近両用メガネが常に含まれています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lewis include always wet and wear bifocals.
INTO JAPANESE
ルイスは、常に濡れているし、遠近両用メガネを着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lewis is always wet and wear bifocals.
INTO JAPANESE
ルイスが常に濡れていると遠近両用メガネを着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lewis is always wet and wear bifocals.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.