YOU SAID:
Let’s pet the uh oh stinky monkey
INTO JAPANESE
臭い猿をかわいがりましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's pet the stinky monkey
INTO JAPANESE
臭い猿を撫でましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's stroke the stinky monkey
INTO JAPANESE
臭い猿を撫でましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let's stroke the stinky monkey
That didn't even make that much sense in English.