YOU SAID:
Let me get this straight, her birthday is on Monday, his is on Wednesday and your grandma's funeral is this Saturday?
INTO JAPANESE
正直に言うと、彼女の誕生日は月曜日、彼は水曜日、おばあちゃんの葬式は今週の土曜日ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To be honest, is her birthday Monday, he Wednesday, and grandma's funeral this Saturday?
INTO JAPANESE
正直なところ、彼女の誕生日は月曜日、彼は水曜日、そしておばあちゃんの葬式は今週の土曜日ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Honestly, is her birthday Monday, he Wednesday, and grandma's funeral this Saturday?
INTO JAPANESE
正直なところ、彼女の誕生日は月曜日、彼は水曜日、そしておばあちゃんの葬式は今週の土曜日ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Honestly, is her birthday Monday, he Wednesday, and grandma's funeral this Saturday?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.