YOU SAID:
Leroy "2 Gun" Jenkins thought he was going to win, but before Leroy blinked he told him to sit down and take a spin (don't ride now).
INTO JAPANESE
Leroy "2 Gun" Jenkins は自分が勝つと思っていましたが、Leroy がまばたきする前に、座ってスピンするように言いました (今は乗らないでください)。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Leroy "2 Gun" Jenkins thought he was going to win, but before Leroy blinked he told him to sit down and take a spin (don't ride now).
INTO JAPANESE
Leroy "2 Gun" Jenkins は自分が勝つと思っていましたが、Leroy がまばたきする前に、座ってスピンするように言いました (今は乗らないでください)。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Leroy "2 Gun" Jenkins thought he was going to win, but before Leroy blinked he told him to sit down and take a spin (don't ride now).
That didn't even make that much sense in English.