YOU SAID:
Legs never fall off unless they get chopped off by a cleaver.
INTO JAPANESE
切断機に切り落とされない限り、脚は絶対に落ちません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The leg will never fall unless it is cut off by the cutting machine.
INTO JAPANESE
切断機で切断しない限り、脚が落ちることはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The legs will not fall unless cut with a cutting machine.
INTO JAPANESE
切断機で切断しないと脚が落ちません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you do not cut with the cutting machine, your legs will not fall.
INTO JAPANESE
切断機で切断しないと、脚が落ちません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you do not cut with the cutting machine, your legs will not fall.
Come on, you can do better than that.