YOU SAID:
left right yes left no right left right i love me
INTO JAPANESE
left rightはいleft left right right left私は私を愛しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
left right Yes left left right right left I love myself
INTO JAPANESE
left rightはいleft left right right left私は自分自身を愛する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
left right Yes left left right right left I love myself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.