YOU SAID:
Left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.
INTO JAPANESE
左手は右手が何をしているのかわからない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not know what the right hand is doing in the left hand.
INTO JAPANESE
私は右手が左手で何をしているのかわかりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not know what the right hand is doing with my left hand.
INTO JAPANESE
右手が左手で何をしているのかわかりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not know what the right hand is doing with my left hand.
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