YOU SAID:
Land sakes alive! We're cooking with petrol now.
INTO JAPANESE
土地は生きている!私たちは今ガソリンで調理しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The land is alive! We are now cooking with gasoline.
INTO JAPANESE
土地は生きている!ガソリンで調理しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The land is alive! I am cooking with gasoline.
INTO JAPANESE
土地は生きている!私はガソリンで料理しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The land is alive! I am cooking with gasoline.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.