YOU SAID:

Lads, LADS! I just found the bliggity bloke that can't get any damsels!

INTO JAPANESE

皆さん、皆さん！私はちょうど乙女を手に入れることができない陽気な男を見つけたところです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey everyone! I just found a merry man who can't get a maiden!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、みなさん！乙女を手に入れられない陽気な男を見つけました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello everybody! I found a merry man who can't get a maiden!

INTO JAPANESE

みなさん、こんにちは！乙女が手に入らない陽気な男を発見！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

hello everyone! I found a cheerful man who couldn't get a girl!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、みんな！彼女ができない明るい男性を発見！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi guys! I found a bright man that my girlfriend couldn't match!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、みんな！私の彼女にはかなわないような明るい男性を見つけました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi guys! I found a bright man who can't match my girlfriend!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、みんな！彼女に似合わない明るい男性を見つけました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi guys! I found a bright man who doesn't suit her!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、みんな！彼女に似合わない明るい男性を発見！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi guys! I found a bright man who doesn't suit her!