YOU SAID:
Ladies to my left and ladies to my right, who am I going home with tonight?
INTO JAPANESE
女性私の左と右手の女性、誰私帰ると今夜か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My woman my woman left and right, who come home tonight?
INTO JAPANESE
私の女性来た私の女性と右と左が今夜ホーム?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Right and left and came my woman my woman tonight home?
INTO JAPANESE
右し左し、私の女性私の女性は今夜家に来た?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Right and left, and my woman my woman came home tonight?
INTO JAPANESE
右、左と私の女性私の女性来た今夜ホーム?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tonight right, left and my woman my woman came home?
INTO JAPANESE
今夜右、左と私の女性私の女性来たホーム?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Right, left and my woman my woman tonight came home?
INTO JAPANESE
右、左と私の女性私の女性今夜来たホーム?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Right, left and my woman my woman tonight came home?
You've done this before, haven't you.