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Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!"

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皆さん！あなたは新聞でそれについて読んだ!今目撃、あなたの非常に目の前に、ほとんど稀で自然の間違いの悲劇的な!私はあなたを与える: 平均的な人。物理的に平凡なそれは代わりに変形した一連の値を持っています。人類の重要な恐ろしいほど肥大化した意味がわかります。またクラブ足社会的良心と枯れた楽観的に注意してください。それは確かにない、うるさいのですか?すべての嫌悪、秩序と正気の虚弱と役に立たない概念です。私

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You guys! You read about it in the newspaper! now witness, in most rarely in front of your very tragic mistake of nature,! I give you: the average person. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into an alternative set of values. Of mankind reveals significant hideously bloated. Also Club legs withered and social conscience on an optimistic note. It is certainly not a fussy

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君たち!あなたは新聞でそれを読む!今、自然のあなたの非常に悲劇的な間違いの前にほとんどほとんどを目撃!私はあなたを与える: 普通の人。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。人類の重要な明らかに恐ろしいほど肥大化しました。楽観的なメモの足枯れたと社会的良心をクラブも。それは確かに、うるさいではないです。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! right now, in front of a very tragic mistake of nature you almost witnessed the most! I will give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. Mankind is important obviously terrifying was bloated. Withered legs on an optimistic note with a social conscience Club. Not that fussy, indeed.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!自然の非常に悲劇的な間違いの前にたった今、あなたはほとんどほとんどを目撃!私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。人類は明らかに重要です恐ろしいはふくれていた。枯れた足クラブ社会的良心を伴う楽観的なメモ。そのうるさいではない、確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! just in front of a very tragic mistake of nature, you are rarely witnessed the most! I will give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. Human beings are obviously important, horrible bloated. A more optimistic note with withered legs Club social conscience. Its not fussy, indeed.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!自然の非常に悲劇的な間違い、正面はほとんど目撃した最も!私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。人間は恐ろしい傲慢、明らかに重要です。枯れた足クラブ社会的良心をより楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! very tragic for the natural differences, a little front most! I will give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. Humans are horrible arrogance, is obviously important. Withered legs Club social conscience a more optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!自然の違い、フロントのほとんどに非常に悲劇的です!私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。人間は恐ろしい傲慢で、明らかに重要です。枯れた足クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! most of the differences in the nature and at the front is quite tragic! I will give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. Man is a terrible arrogance, is obviously important. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!自然の中やフロントの違いのほとんどはかなり悲劇的!私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男はひどい傲慢さは、明らかに重要です。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! of the differences in the nature and at the front almost quite tragic! I will give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. Man is important obviously, terrible arrogance. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!自然の中で、ほぼかなり悲劇的なフロントの違い!私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男は、明らかに重要なひどい傲慢。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! in nature with differences in front almost quite tragic! I will give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. Man is obviously important terrible arrogance. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!自然の中で前にほぼ非常に悲劇的な違い!私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男は、明らかに重要なひどい傲慢です。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! difference before almost to the very tragic in nature. I give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. Man is obviously a terrible arrogance a key. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!自然の中のほとんどに非常に悲劇的な前に違い。私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男は明らかにひどい傲慢キーです。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! difference ago a tragic nature of most. I give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. Man is obviously a terrible hubris key. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!違いの前にほとんどの悲劇的な性質。私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男は明らかにひどい思い上がりキーです。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! before the difference between the most tragic nature. I give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. The man is obviously terrible hubris key. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!前に最も悲劇的な性質の違い。私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男は明らかにひどい思い上がりキーです。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! properties before most tragic difference. I give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. The man is obviously terrible hubris key. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!最も悲劇的な違いの前にプロパティ。私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男は明らかにひどい思い上がりキーです。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! in front of the most tragic difference property. I give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. The man is obviously terrible hubris key. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!正面に最も悲劇的な違い。私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男は明らかにひどい思い上がりキーです。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! in front of the most tragic difference. I give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. The man is obviously terrible hubris key. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!前で最も悲劇的な違い。私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男は明らかにひどい思い上がりキーです。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! before the most tragic difference. I give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. The man is obviously terrible hubris key. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.

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君たち!あなたは紙でそれを読む!前に最も悲劇的な違い。私はあなたを与える: 普通の人々。物理的に平凡なそれは代替値のセットに変えてきました。男は明らかにひどい思い上がりキーです。枯れた脚クラブ社会的良心より楽観的なメモ。口うるさくない確かに。

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You guys! you read it in the paper! before the most tragic difference. I give you: ordinary people. Physically unremarkable it has transformed into a set of alternative values. The man is obviously terrible hubris key. A withered leg Club social conscience than an optimistic note. Not fussy for sure.