YOU SAID:
Kurakku no anata, watashi wa nakatta!
INTO JAPANESE
クラックのアナタ、ワタシはナカッタ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the cracker, I'm Natcatta!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはクラッカーです、私はNatcattaです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a cracker, I am Natcatta!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはクラッカーです、私はNatcattaです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a cracker, I am Natcatta!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.