YOU SAID:

Kongougragufuckinglations you bongoed a battleship while you bongoed a battleship poi.

INTO JAPANESE

戦艦ポイをボンゴレした時に戦艦をボンゴレした

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Battleship Poi was bombarded when he bombed the ship.

INTO JAPANESE

戦艦ポイが艦を爆撃した際には爆撃を受けた。

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The battleship Poi was bombarded when it bombed the ship.

INTO JAPANESE

戦艦「ポイ」が同艦を爆撃した際に爆撃を受けた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The battleship Poi was bombarded when it bombed the ship.