YOU SAID:
kone'chiwa but i'm not in japan
INTO JAPANESE
こねちわ、私は日本にいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not in Japan
INTO JAPANESE
私は日本にいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not in Japan
INTO JAPANESE
私は日本にいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not in Japan
That didn't even make that much sense in English.