YOU SAID:
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私を望むなら、天井を3回たたいてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want me, tap the ceiling three times.
INTO JAPANESE
必要な場合は、天井を3回タップします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If necessary, tap the ceiling three times.
INTO JAPANESE
必要に応じて、天井を3回タップします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If necessary, tap the ceiling three times.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.