YOU SAID:

Knock on wood. Not that wood the other wood.

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桑原桑原。ないことは、他の木材を木材します。

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Oh my God. No other wood to wood.

INTO JAPANESE

おやまあ。木を他の木がないです。

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Oh my god. There is no other trees are trees.

INTO JAPANESE

おやまあ。他の木は、木があります。

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Oh my god. Other trees are trees.

INTO JAPANESE

おやまあ。他の木は木です。

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Oh my god. Other trees are trees.