YOU SAID:
Knock-knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robbing you.
INTO JAPANESE
ノックノック誰かいるの?ロビンロビンは誰だ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Knock, knock, knock. Is anyone there? Robin, who's Robin?
INTO JAPANESE
ノック、ノック、ノック誰かいる?ロビンロビンって誰?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Knock, knock, knock. Anybody home? Robin. Who's Robin?
INTO JAPANESE
ノックノックノック誰かいるか?ロビンロビンって誰?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Knock, knock, knock. Anybody home? Robin. Who's Robin?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.