YOU SAID:

knock-knock who's there? if you knock then u shall hear me answer with a nonsensical interrupting cow excuse

INTO JAPANESE

誰がそこにいるの？もしあなたがノックすれば、私は無意味な中断の牛の言い訳で答えを聞くでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who is there? If you knock, I will hear the answer with a meaningless suspended cow's excuse

INTO JAPANESE

誰がいるか？あなたがノックすれば、意味のない吊り牛の言い訳を聞くでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who is there? If you knock you will hear excuses for suspended cows that are meaningless

INTO JAPANESE

誰がいるか？あなたがノックすれば、意味のない吊るされた牛の言い訳を聞くでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who is there? If you knock you will hear excuses of hung suspended cows that are meaningless

INTO JAPANESE

誰がいるか？あなたがノックすれば、意味のない吊るされた牛の言い訳が聞こえます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who is there? If you knock, you will hear an excuse for hung suspended cattle that is meaningless

INTO JAPANESE

誰がいるか？あなたがノックすれば、意味のない吊るされた牛の言い訳が聞こえます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who is there? If you knock, you will hear an excuse for hung suspended cattle that is meaningless