YOU SAID:
"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "I like to eat p-" "I like to eat p-who? Oh, gosh dang it!"
INTO JAPANESE
"コンコン!" 「誰がそこにいるの?」 「私はpを食べたい」「pは食べたい」「誰か?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Concon!" "Who is there?" "I want to eat p" "p want to eat" "Who?"
INTO JAPANESE
"コンコン!" "誰がいるか?" 「私はpを食べたい」「pは食べたい」「誰?」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Concon!" "Who's there?" "I want to eat p" "p want to eat" "Who?"
INTO JAPANESE
"コンコン!" 「誰がそこにいるの?」 「私はpを食べたい」「pは食べたい」「誰?」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Concon!" "Who is there?" "I want to eat p" "p want to eat" "Who?"
INTO JAPANESE
"コンコン!" "誰がいるか?" 「私はpを食べたい」「pは食べたい」「誰?」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"Concon!" "Who's there?" "I want to eat p" "p want to eat" "Who?"
INTO JAPANESE
"コンコン!" 「誰がそこにいるの?」 「私はpを食べたい」「pは食べたい」「誰?」
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium