YOU SAID:
Knock knock Who's there? No one. No one's ever there :(
INTO JAPANESE
がノックですか。 だれも。誰のそこまで:(
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is the knock. No one. To anyone out there: (
INTO JAPANESE
ノックの音です。だれも。誰もがそこに: (
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This is the sound of a knock. No one. Does anyone out there: (
INTO JAPANESE
これは、ノックの音が。だれも。そこに誰もが: (
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This is a knock sound. No one. There is nobody: (
INTO JAPANESE
これは、ノック音が。だれも。誰もがある: (
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This is a knock sound. No one. Everyone: (
INTO JAPANESE
これは、ノック音が。だれも。全員: (
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This is a knock sound. No one. Everyone: (
That didn't even make that much sense in English.