YOU SAID:
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。誰ですか?牛は言います。牛は誰と言いますか?いいえ、牛はmoooooと言います!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. Who is it? Cow says. Who does the cow say? No, cows say mooooo!
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。どなた?牛は言います。牛は誰が言うのですか?いいえ、牛はmoooooと言います!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. who is it? Cow says. Who says cows? No, cows say mooooo!
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。どなた?牛は言います。誰が牛を言うの?いいえ、牛はmoooooと言います!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. who is it? Cow says. Who says cows? No, cows say mooooo!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.