YOU SAID:
Knock Knock! Who's there? I dunno, but it's coming from my house. I close all the doors and curtains and sit in darkness for a few seconds, praying to whoever might be listening that it's just a stray cat or something. When there's no answer I flip on the light and open the door. Nobody's there. The TV is still on, but the game is paused at the point where I left it. I walk around my house, turning off the lights and searching every room. Once I'm done I collapse on the couch and check my phone. Nobody has called, texted, emailed, tweeted, vlogged, or messaged me. It's been thirty minutes
INTO JAPANESE
ノックノック! 誰かいるの? わからないけど、家からだよ。 私はすべてのドアとカーテンを閉めて、数秒間暗闇の中に座り、それがただの迷猫か何かであることを聞いているかもしれない人に祈っています。 答えがないときは、ライトをひっくり返してドアを開けます。 誰もいません。 テレビはまだついていますが、ゲームはtで一時停止しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Knock, knock, knock! Anyone home? I don't know, but it's from home. I close all the doors and curtains and sit in the dark for a few seconds, praying to those who may be hearing that it is just a stray cat or something. If you don't have an answer, turn the light upside down.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か家に いるのか? わからないけど、家からだよ。 私はすべてのドアとカーテンを閉めて、数秒間暗闇の中に座り、それがただの迷猫か何かであることを聞いているかもしれない人々に祈っています。 答えがわからない場合は、ライトを逆さまにしてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is somebody home? I don't know, but it's from home. I close all the doors and curtains and sit in the dark for a few seconds, praying to the people who may be hearing that it is just a stray cat or something. If you don't know the answer, turn the light upside down
INTO JAPANESE
誰か家にいるのか? わからないけど、家からだよ。 私はすべてのドアとカーテンを閉めて、数秒間暗闇の中に座り、それがただの迷猫か何かであることを聞いている人々に祈っています。 答えがわからない場合は、ライトを逆さまにしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is somebody home? I don't know, but it's from home. I close all the doors and curtains and sit in the dark for a few seconds, praying to the people who hear it's just a stray cat or something. If you don't know the answer, turn the light upside down
INTO JAPANESE
誰か家にいるのか? わからないけど、家からだよ。 すべてのドアとカーテンを閉めて、数秒間暗闇の中に座り、それを聞いた人々に祈っています。ただの迷猫か何かです。 答えがわからない場合は、ライトを逆さまにしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is somebody home? I don't know, but it's from home. Close all doors and curtains and sit in the dark for a few seconds, praying to the people who heard it.It's just a stray cat or something. If you don't know the answer, turn the light upside down
INTO JAPANESE
誰か家にいるのか? わからないけど、家からだよ。 すべてのドアとカーテンを閉めて、数秒間暗闇の中に座り、それを聞いた人々に祈ります。ただの迷子の猫か何かです。 答えがわからない場合は、ライトを逆さまにしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is somebody home? I don't know, but it's from home. Close all doors and curtains and sit in the dark for a few seconds, praying to the people who heard it.It's just a stray cat or something. If you don't know the answer, turn the light upside down
That didn't even make that much sense in English.