YOU SAID:
Knock knock. Who’s There? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to do this every time
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。誰ですか?デューイ。デューイは誰?デューイは毎回これをしなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. Who is it? Dewey. Who is Dewey? Dewe must do this every time
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。どなた?デューイ。デューイは誰ですか?デューは毎回これをしなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. who is it? Dewey. Who is Dewey? Dew must do this every time
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。どなた?デューイ。デューイは誰ですか?露は毎回これをしなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. who is it? Dewey. Who is Dewey? Dew must do this every time
That didn't even make that much sense in English.