YOU SAID:
Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。誰ですか?おばあさん。小さな老婦人は誰?この間ずっと、私はあなたがyodelできるとは思わなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. Who is it? Grandmother. Who is the little old lady? Throughout this time, I did not think you could yodel.
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。どなた?祖母。誰が小さな老婦人ですか?この間ずっと、私はあなたがよろめくことができるとは思わなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. who is it? grandmother. Who is a small old lady? Throughout this time, I did not think that you could turn around.
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。どなた?祖母。誰が小さな老婦人ですか?この間、私はあなたが好転するとは思わなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. who is it? grandmother. Who is a small old lady? During this time, I didn't think you would get better.
INTO JAPANESE
コンコン。どなた?祖母。誰が小さな老婦人ですか?この間、私はあなたが良くなるとは思わなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Concon. who is it? grandmother. Who is a small old lady? During this time, I didn't think you would get better.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.