YOU SAID:

Knives rhyme with wives. Lies rhyme with dies. But what if tomatoes just want to destroy the world? What if potatoes don't like bouncing on trampolines? And what about the belly button?

INTO JAPANESE

ナイフは妻と韻を踏む。死ぬと韻を踏む。しかし、トマトが世界を破壊したいだけならどうでしょうか？ジャガイモがトランポリンで跳ねるのが嫌いな場合はどうなりますか？そして、へそはどうですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The knife lingers with his wife. When I die, I linger. But what if tomatoes just want to destroy the world? What if I don't like potatoes bouncing on a trampoline? And what about the navel?

INTO JAPANESE

ナイフは彼の妻と一緒に残っています。私が死ぬとき、私は長居します。しかし、トマトが世界を破壊したいだけならどうでしょうか？トランポリンで跳ねるジャガイモが気に入らない場合はどうなりますか？そして、へそはどうですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The knife remains with his wife. When I die, I will stay longer. But what if tomatoes just want to destroy the world? What if I don't like the potatoes bouncing on the trampoline? And what about the navel?

INTO JAPANESE

ナイフは彼の妻と一緒に残っています。私が死ぬとき、私はより長く滞在します。しかし、トマトが世界を破壊したいだけならどうでしょうか？トランポリンで跳ねるジャガイモが気に入らない場合はどうすればよいですか？そして、へそはどうですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The knife remains with his wife. When I die, I will stay longer. But what if tomatoes just want to destroy the world? What if I don't like the potatoes bouncing on the trampoline? And what about the navel?