YOU SAID:
Knives rhyme with wives. Lies rhyme with dies. But what if tomatoes just want to barrier the world? What if potatoes don't like bouncing on trampolines?
INTO JAPANESE
ナイフは妻と韻を踏む。死ぬと韻を踏む。しかし、トマトが世界をバリアしたいだけならどうでしょうか?ジャガイモがトランポリンで跳ねるのが嫌いな場合はどうなりますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The knife lingers with his wife. When I die, I linger. But what if tomatoes just want to barrier the world? What if I don't like potatoes bouncing on a trampoline?
INTO JAPANESE
ナイフは彼の妻と一緒に残っています。私が死ぬとき、私は長居します。しかし、トマトが世界をバリアしたいだけならどうでしょうか?トランポリンで跳ねるジャガイモが気に入らない場合はどうなりますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The knife remains with his wife. When I die, I will stay longer. But what if tomatoes just want to barrier the world? What if I don't like the potatoes bouncing on the trampoline?
INTO JAPANESE
ナイフは彼の妻と一緒に残っています。私が死ぬとき、私はより長く滞在します。しかし、トマトが世界をバリアしたいだけならどうでしょうか?トランポリンで跳ねるジャガイモが気に入らない場合はどうすればよいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The knife remains with his wife. When I die, I will stay longer. But what if tomatoes just want to barrier the world? What if I don't like the potatoes bouncing on the trampoline?
You should move to Japan!