YOU SAID:
Kiwi my dog once ate a whole loaf of bread
INTO JAPANESE
キウイ私の犬は一度全体パンのパンを食べた
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Kiwi my dog ate once whole loaves of bread
INTO JAPANESE
キウイ私の犬を食べたパンの一度全体のパン
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Once Kiwi my dog ate bread whole bread
INTO JAPANESE
キウイ私の犬は一度食べたパン全体パン
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Kiwi my dog once ate bread whole
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は一度食べたキウイ パン全体
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My dog is the Kiwi bread I once ate
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は一度食べたキウイ パンです。
That's deep, man.