YOU SAID:
Kiwi birds are actually vampires disguised as werewolves living with dragons.
INTO JAPANESE
キウイの鳥は、実際には龍と一緒に住む狼男として偽装された吸血鬼です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The kiwi bird is actually a vampire disguised as a wolf man who lives with a dragon.
INTO JAPANESE
キウイの鳥は、実際には龍と一緒に暮らすオオカミの男として偽装された吸血鬼です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The kiwi bird is actually a vampire disguised as a wolf man who lives with a dragon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.