YOU SAID:
kitty cat bit me today and it was very sore, she made me bleed all over my new barbie tshirt that i bought myself
INTO JAPANESE
キティ猫は今日私をかみました、そして、それは非常に痛かったです、彼女は私が私自身を買った私の新しいバービーtシャツの至るところに出血させました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kitty cat caught me today, and it was very painful, she let me bleed through my new Barbie t-shirt where I bought myself
INTO JAPANESE
キティ猫が今日私を捕まえました、そしてそれは非常に痛かったです、彼女は私が私自身を買ったところ私の新しいバービーTシャツを通して私を出血させました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kitty cat caught me today, and it was very painful, she made me bleed through my new Barbie T-shirt where I bought myself
INTO JAPANESE
キティ猫が今日私を捕まえました、そしてそれは非常に痛かったです、彼女は私が私自身を買ったところ私の新しいバービーTシャツを通して私を出血させました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kitty cat caught me today, and it was very painful, she made me bleed through my new Barbie T-shirt where I bought myself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.