YOU SAID:
kittens are gross little bastards
INTO JAPANESE
子猫はひどい粗悪品です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kittens are terrible inferior goods
INTO JAPANESE
子猫はひどい不良品です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kittens are terribly defective
INTO JAPANESE
子猫はひどく欠陥があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kittens are terribly defective
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