YOU SAID:

kiss my behind you sniveling weasel.

INTO JAPANESE

君の後ろに私にキスして、かわいそうだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel sorry for kissing me behind you.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの後ろに私にキスが気の毒です。

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I am sorry for kissing me behind you.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの後ろに私のキスのために残念。

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I am sorry for my kiss behind you.

INTO JAPANESE

お気の毒様。

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I am sorry for you.

INTO JAPANESE

お気の毒様。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am sorry for you.