YOU SAID:
Kintay eats his neighbor's socks for breakfast like a mad man.
INTO JAPANESE
Kintayは狂人のように朝食のために彼の隣人の靴下を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kintay like his madman eats his neighbors socks for breakfast.
INTO JAPANESE
彼の狂人のようなKintayは朝食のために彼の隣人の靴下を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kintay like his madman eats his neighbors socks for breakfast.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.