YOU SAID:
kill yourself now do it tie the knot kick the chair
INTO JAPANESE
今すぐ自殺してください、結び目を結び、椅子を蹴ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kill yourself now, tie the knot, kick the chair
INTO JAPANESE
今すぐ自殺して、結び目を作り、椅子を蹴ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Kill yourself now, tie the knot, kick the chair
That didn't even make that much sense in English.