YOU SAID:
Kill yourself It'll only take a minute And you'll be happy that you did it Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it Kill yourself Really, you should do it There's, uh, really nothing to it Just, uh, grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid
INTO JAPANESE
殺すために分だけかかるだろう自分といただきますだけそれをやったことがある、それを行う必要がありますあなたのオーブン、押し込むことであなたの頭は本当に、自分を殺すために越えるええと、本当に何もそれにだけ、ええと、つかむ、マグカップと軽い流体の一杯を一気飲み
That didn't even make that much sense in English.