YOU SAID:

kill yourself it'll only take a minute you'll be happy that you did it just go over to your oven and shove your head in it

INTO JAPANESE

自分を殺すそれはあなたがそれをちょうどあなたのオーブンに行きそしてそれであなたの頭を突き出すことをしたことが幸せであることをほんの１分かかるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It will take only a minute for you to be happy that you did it just to go to your oven and stick out your head so that you kill yourself

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが自分のオーブンに行って頭を突き出すだけで幸せになるのは、ほんの1分で終わります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Just going to your oven and sticking your head will make you happy in just a minute.

INTO JAPANESE

オーブンに行って頭をくっつけるだけで、ほんの数分であなたは幸せになるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Just go to the oven and put your head on, and in just a few minutes you will be happy.

INTO JAPANESE

オーブンに行って頭を上げれば、ほんの数分で幸せになります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Go to the oven and raise your head, you will be happy in just a few minutes.

INTO JAPANESE

オーブンに行って頭を上げてください、あなたはほんの数分で幸せになります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Go to the oven and raise your head, you will be happy in just a few minutes.