YOU SAID:
KILL YOURSELF FIRST AND THEN WE'LL SEND YOU SOMEBODY
INTO JAPANESE
まず自殺してください。そうしたら誰かを送ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please commit suicide first. Then I'll send someone
INTO JAPANESE
まずは自殺してください。じゃあ誰か送ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please commit suicide first. Then I'll send someone
That didn't even make that much sense in English.